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      The Unkle Dak Show Episode 53
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Taped: December 8, 2013
Aired: December 10, 2013
Cast: Unkle Dak, Tits McGee, Mayhem, Malcontent, 200% Sexy PVM
Safe Word: Grinch
Ingredients: Intro, Nuclear waste stolen, Nelson Mandela, Pope Francis, Bill O’Riley, Oklahoma Satanist statue, Preserved Buddhist Monk, Man survives 3 days in sunken ship, Corrupt Judge sent to prison, Disney’s Explicit preview, Tales of the Stupid.
      The Unkle Dak Show Episode 52
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Taped: November 24, 2013
Aired: November 26, 2013
Cast: Unkle Dak, Mayhem, 200% Sexy PVM
Safe Word: Apples
Ingredients: Intro, The nuclear option (poll), Silk Road murder plot, US Navy secrets sold for lady Gaga tickets, Pandora’s Box kills man, Cat called to jury duty in Boston, Canadians really are nice guys, Teddy bomb!, China claims Japanese Islands as air defense territory, Africa at it again, Glen Beck, Tales of the Stupid. Music from Powerman 5000 and Gob.
      The Unkle Dak Show Episode 51
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Taped: November 3, 2013
Aired: November 5, 2013
Cast: Unkle Dak, Malcontent, Mr Safeword, Tits Mcgee, 200% Sexy PVM.
Safe Word: Argy Bargy
Ingredients: Intro, No muslims in Space, Dead Dr. Who was secretly a badass, Rob Ford calls radio station in Toronto with a fake name to defend himself, serial seizure fakers, that’s Captain Justice to you, and of course, no muslims in space. Includes bonus intro material secretly recorded. Intro: Pursuit of Happiness by Kid Cudi (Steve Aoki Remix)
      The Unkle Dak Show Episode 50
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Taped: October 20, 2013
Aired: October 22, 2013
Cast: Unkle Dak, Cave Troll, Malcontent, Mayhem, Tits McGee, Captain Longbeard, The Leprechaun, 200% Sexy PVM, Double D.
Safe Word: tba
Ingredients: Intro, 21 Seconds to pee, Sue the gays and charge the government with sedition! All hell’s broken loose for our 50th episode with a cast that’s bursting at the seams, and bladders. Intro music – Hawaii 5-0
      The Unkle Dak Show Episode 49
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Taped: September 29, 2013
Aired: October 1, 2013
Cast: Unkle Dak, Malcontent, Tits McGee, Mayhem, Cave Troll, 200% Sexy PVM.
Safe Word: tba
Ingredients: Today’s episode marks the beginning of a small hiatus as Tits and Mayhem will be travelling over the next couple of weeks, however there are hints that we might be recording a show in the wilderness while we’re away in the woods so stay tuned.Today’s intro is C2C’s ‘Happy’ We talk about octopus revenge, Chinese want 100 virgins, ze huskies strike again, an idiot with a knife, an idiot with Dr. Suess, and much much more.
      The Unkle Dak Show Episode 48
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Taped: September 15, 2013
Aired: September 18, 2013
Cast: Unkle Dak, Tits McGee, Mayhem, Cave Troll, Malcontent, 200% Sexy PVM.
Safe Word: tba
Ingredients: Intro, Syria, Viral Twerking Video, Pedophiles, Rape, Pat Robertson AIDS Ring update, Execution postponed for charity event, Man finds compatible kidney for wife, Dextrus Robotic Hand, 3D Printing, Drunk wild pigs, Suck Ass Movie Preview: Superman vs Batman, Tales of the Stupid.
      The Unkle Dak Show Episode 47
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Taped: September 1, 2013
Aired: September 3, 2013
Cast: Unkle Dak, 200% Sexy PVM, Tits McGee, Mayhem, Cave Troll, Captain Longbeard, Malcontent.
Safe Word: tba
Ingredients: Intro, Dr. King 50th Anniversary, IRS Same-sex joint tax filings, Legislator claims Gay Marriage caused him to DUI, Pat Robertson AIDS Ring, Kim Jong Un puts girlfriend to death, Putin Panties, Woman sets goal of having sex with 100 thousand men, Sky Quakes, Suck Ass Movie Review: Jack Reacher & Bad Grandpa, Tales of the Stupid.
      The Unkle Dak Show Episode 46
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Taped: August 18, 2013
Aired: August 20, 2013
Cast: Unkle Dak, Mayhem, Tits McGee, Malcontent, Cave Troll
Safe Word: tba
Ingredients: Intro, Al Qaeda Twitter feed hacked, Christian Family gets stranded, Nestle Water Grab, Lemonade stand shut down by bad neighbor, Sharks Club, Tales of the Stupid
      The Unkle Dak Show Episode 45
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Taped: July 28, 2013
Aired: July 30, 2013
Cast: Unkle Dak, Tits McGee, Mayhem, Cave Troll, Mr Safeword, Double D, Malcontent, 200% Sexy PVM, The Leprechaun, Captain Longbeard
Safe Word: tba
Ingredients: Origin of TUDS, Captain Longbeards boy/girl scout cookies, George the Scumbag, Curious George and the mountain of Pissbags, Esposito the Douschebag, The Fans and their Questions, Most favorite stories, Role play, Safe Word
      The Unkle Dak Show Episode 44
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Taped: July 14, 2013
Aired: July 16, 2013
Cast: Unkle Dak,
Safe Word: tba
Ingredients: Intro, Zimmerman trial, decapitated referee, mouse sets fire to house, flaming tampon launcher, horrible movies that we love anyway, tales of the stupid.
      The Unkle Dak Show Episode 43
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Taped: June 30, 2013
Aired: July 2, 2013
Cast: Unkle Dak, Mayhem, Captain Longbeard, Red Bard, Tits McGee, 200% Sexy PVM
Safe Word: Scrotum
Ingredients: Intro, Texas Voter ID Law, Defense of Marriage Act, World War Z, rape kits are abortion, tales of the stupid.
      The Unkle Dak Show Episode 42
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Taped: June 16, 2013
Aired: June 18, 2013
Cast: Unkle Dak, Cave Troll, RedBard, Tits McGee, 200% Sexy PVM
Safe Word: none
Ingredients: Intro, RedBard, NSA, Man finds out he’s a woman (no really), China bans big yellow duck, tales of the stupid.
      The Unkle Dak Show Episode 41
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Taped: June 2, 2013
Aired: June 4, 2013
Cast: Unkle Dak, The Leprechaun, Mayhem, Tits McGee, Captain Longbeard, 200% Sexy PVM, Mr Safeword
Safe Word: Cuntmuffin
Ingredients: Intro, Rob Ford, K$sha wants to bang a ghost dinosaur, Horrible coming attractions, Geico is bestiality, 2 year old kid sued for laughing too loud, and of course tales of the stupid!
      The Unkle Dak Show Episode 40
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Taped: May 19, 2013
Aired: May 21, 2013
Cast: Unkle Dak, The Leprechaun, Mayhem, Tits McGee, Captain Longbeard, 200% Sexy PVM, Mr Safeword
Safe Word: Cuntmuffin
Ingredients: Intro, Yahoo buys tumblr, Press Button Receive Jail time,Wedding, Twitter, Vancouver Riot idiots, Mike Jeffreys hates fat people, Leprechaun’s court update, Walmart, Tales of the Stupid.
      The Unkle Dak Show Episode 39
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Taped: April 28, 2013
Aired: April 30, 2013
Cast: Unkle Dak, 200% Sexy PVM, Tits McGee, Cave Troll, Mayhem, Malcontent, Double D
Safe Word: none
Ingredients: Intro, Boston Marathon bombing, West Texas explosion, Sex Toys in Surrey, Man killed by beaver, Memes, Nestle, Precious Bodily Fluids, Smart Meters, Tales of the Stupid.
      The Unkle Dak Show Episode 38
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Taped: April 14, 2013
Aired: April 16, 2013
Cast: Unkle Dak, 200% Sexy PVM, Captain Longbeard, Cave Troll, Mayhem, Mr Safeword, Tits McGee
Safe Word: Pikachu
Ingredients: Intro, Beiber, North Korea, 27 year squatter found, Man commits suicide at NRA rally, GOP Suzanne Collins complains about Sandy Hook Tragedy, Amish Gangsters, Man sneaks duck into courtroom, Margaret Thatcher, Tales of the Stupid.Kickass TV Review: Vikings, Divinci’s Demons, Game of Thrones, Mad Men
      The Unkle Dak Show Episode 37
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Taped: March 24, 2013
Aired: March 26, 2013
Cast: Unkle Dak, Tagged 200% Sexy PVM, Captain Longbeard, Cave Troll, Mayhem, Mr Safeword, Tits McGee
Safe Word: Poop Chute
Ingredients: Intro, Man drinks 100k worth of whiskey, Stephanie Walker attacks college student, Evil birthday Clown, Sex Week canceled at college, Fake knife attack date, Detroit child passes out $20k, Jedi Weddings, Dinosaurs killed by comet, Dead pigs in Chinas Drinking Water, Tales of the Stupid
      The Unkle Dak Show Episode 35
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Taped: February 24, 2013
Aired: February 26, 2013
Cast: Unkle Dak, Tits McGee, Captain Longbeard, The Leprechaun, 200% Sexy PVM
Safe Word: none
Ingredients: Intro, Pope resigns, Filibuster 2, Russian Meteor triggers nuclear alert, Mississippi now Illegal to own Black people, Leprechauns Court, Suck-ass movie review: Live Free or Die Hard, Tales of the Stupid.
      The Unkle Dak Show Episode 34
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Taped: January 27, 2013
Aired: January 29, 2013
Cast: Unkle Dak, Mayhem, Tits McGee, 200% Sexy PVM
Safe Word: Take off the Hat
Ingredients: Intro, HB-206 “Incubators of the State”, Satanists support Gov. Rick Scott, Flamey – The most inappropriate mascot of all time, Daks Disneyland Adventure, Airline frightened by T-shirt, China’s smog visible from space, Monsters, Suckass Movie Review: The Expendables 2, Upcoming movies, Badass of the Week, Tales of the stupid.

 

      The Unkle Dak Show Episode 33
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Taped: January 13, 2013
Aired: January 15, 2013
Cast: Unkle Dak, Tits McGee, Safe Word, 200% Sexy PVM, Cave Troll, Captain Longbeard
Safe Word: douche noodle
Ingredients: Intro, Sandy Hook and Gun Control, Fiscal Cliff Fiasco, Bad Ass of the Week, Tales of the Stupid.